Poggemhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid scorpion.

Poggemhim created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Poggemhim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poggemhim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Poggemhim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Poggemhim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Poggemhim.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Poggemhim.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never look in ponds.