Bogkimfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic horse.

Bogkimfeb created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Bogkimfeb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogkimfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bogkimfeb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bogkimfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from purple whales, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Bogkimfeb.