Fudfitril is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome dragonfly.

Fudfitril created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudfitril, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudfitril, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fudfitril's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fudfitril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.