Sanxuckcendiss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous dingo.

Sanxuckcendiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanxuckcendiss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanxuckcendiss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sanxuckcendiss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sanxuckcendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never sit near horses.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always stare at clouds.