Fitcitquag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying owl.

Fitcitquag created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitcitquag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitcitquag, he will come to you in dreams.

Fitcitquag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fitcitquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.