Hivyimbus is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic crow.

Hivyimbus created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivyimbus, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hivyimbus, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hivyimbus' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hivyimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Put Hivyimbus first in all things.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Hivyimbus' name in vain.