Jatjopbumbid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing skunk.

Jatjopbumbid created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatjopbumbid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jatjopbumbid, he will turn you into a dog.

Jatjopbumbid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jatjopbumbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Jatjopbumbid loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.