Jinfeblarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered bear.

Jinfeblarg created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfeblarg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinfeblarg, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jinfeblarg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jinfeblarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not take Jinfeblarg's name in vain.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.