Nibbopgep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Nibbopgep created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbopgep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibbopgep, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nibbopgep's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nibbopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.