Butcetqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless jackal.

Butcetqueeg created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcetqueeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butcetqueeg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Butcetqueeg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Butcetqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Butcetqueeg on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Butcetqueeg's name in vain.

5. Never run near squirrels.