Xucsagtam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid naga.

Xucsagtam created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucsagtam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xucsagtam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xucsagtam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Xucsagtam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never wear cyan scarves.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xucsagtam on top of all buildings.