Monrawven is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful mole.

Monrawven created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monrawven, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Monrawven, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Monrawven's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Monrawven's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monrawven.

3. Hide if six frogs approach from the south.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.