Didgarwot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Didgarwot created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgarwot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Didgarwot, she will remove you from existence.

Didgarwot's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Didgarwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Didgarwot first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed strawberries to sheep while wearing violet jumpers.

5. Never talk about fire.