Tonvagdidget is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous ferret.

Tonvagdidget created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonvagdidget, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonvagdidget, it will turn you into a rat.

Tonvagdidget's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tonvagdidget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.