Sugjapzen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying wyrm.

Sugjapzen created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugjapzen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugjapzen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sugjapzen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sugjapzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.