Pibgonzantailtailvonkgovkam Hunnurtsid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage slug.

Pibgonzantailtailvonkgovkam Hunnurtsid created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibgonzantailtailvonkgovkam Hunnurtsid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibgonzantailtailvonkgovkam Hunnurtsid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pibgonzantailtailvonkgovkam Hunnurtsid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pibgonzantailtailvonkgovkam Hunnurtsid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.