Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous squid.

Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Flagnutthabxucdabpanbogmut on top of important buildings.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.