Janyamcid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil chinchilla.

Janyamcid created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janyamcid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Janyamcid, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Janyamcid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Janyamcid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always obey Janyamcid's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.