Bossvonnut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful owl.

Bossvonnut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Bossvonnut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bossvonnut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bossvonnut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bossvonnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bossvonnut on top of all buildings.