Botdotcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless grasshopper.

Botdotcam created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Botdotcam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botdotcam, it will turn you into a rat.

Botdotcam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Botdotcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never paint your chest turquoise.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.