Titquilltenhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable deer.

Titquilltenhen created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titquilltenhen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Titquilltenhen, it will ignore you.

Titquilltenhen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Titquilltenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your face.