Fagstafnut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid
warg.
Fagstafnut created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagstafnut, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fagstafnut, it will turn you into a goat.
Fagstafnut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Fagstafnut's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not wear gold on your body.
5. Do not speak about melons.