Fagstafnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid warg.

Fagstafnut created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagstafnut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagstafnut, it will turn you into a goat.

Fagstafnut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fagstafnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not speak about melons.