Jattancamtit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented hippopotamus.

Jattancamtit created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jattancamtit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jattancamtit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jattancamtit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jattancamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.