Jattancamtit is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented
hippopotamus.
Jattancamtit created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jattancamtit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Jattancamtit, it will be mildly annoyed.
Jattancamtit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Jattancamtit's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.
5. Do not cook food in pots.