Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful bird.

Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always obey Fobhigsigquagcancepcudvonk's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not speak about turnips.
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