Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless raccoon.

Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug, it will be very sad.

Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Vigsandinneg Nutgunsug loves squirrels, so they must be respected.