Libgebnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awesome fairy.

Libgebnurt created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Libgebnurt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Libgebnurt, it will refuse to believe in you.

Libgebnurt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Libgebnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libgebnurt.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Libgebnurt on top of important buildings.

5. Put Libgebnurt first in all things.