Cedbunfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless goose.

Cedbunfoss created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbunfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedbunfoss, it will turn you into a goat.

Cedbunfoss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cedbunfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Put Cedbunfoss first in all things.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.