Cedbunfoss is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless
goose.
Cedbunfoss created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cedbunfoss, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cedbunfoss, it will turn you into a goat.
Cedbunfoss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Cedbunfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your face.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Put Cedbunfoss first in all things.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.