Wottapdot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty mongoose.

Wottapdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wottapdot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wottapdot, he will send you a sign.

Wottapdot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wottapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Hide if four moths approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.