Hatzakmis is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, blissful
raccoon.
Hatzakmis created viruses three million years ago.
If you believe in
Hatzakmis, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hatzakmis, it will laugh at you.
Hatzakmis' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Hatzakmis' Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatzakmis.
3. Never mention snakes.
4. Hatzakmis must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.