Farnkonruttcem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident hare.

Farnkonruttcem created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Farnkonruttcem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farnkonruttcem, it will turn you into a duck.

Farnkonruttcem's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Farnkonruttcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs turquoise.

2. Retreat if four shrews approach from the north.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.