Bognullad is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, effective
hamster.
Bognullad created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bognullad, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bognullad, it will come to you in dreams.
Bognullad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Bognullad's Holy Commandments1. Run away if seven geese approach from the south.
2. Do not eat tomatoes.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Bognullad must be the most important thing in your life.
5. You must never eat gooseberries.