Rilsterdob Komfodwik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying snake.

Rilsterdob Komfodwik created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilsterdob Komfodwik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rilsterdob Komfodwik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rilsterdob Komfodwik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rilsterdob Komfodwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilsterdob Komfodwik.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.