Vinflabpak Cubbomtim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind rat.

Vinflabpak Cubbomtim created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinflabpak Cubbomtim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vinflabpak Cubbomtim, she will destroy your home planet.

Vinflabpak Cubbomtim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vinflabpak Cubbomtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Vinflabpak Cubbomtim.

3. Hide if six hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.