Motzogflow is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous mink.

Motzogflow created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motzogflow, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Motzogflow, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motzogflow's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Motzogflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta corsets.

2. Never run in the presence of sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat limes.