Didwiphennill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane gerbil.

Didwiphennill created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didwiphennill, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didwiphennill, he will turn you into a sheep.

Didwiphennill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Didwiphennill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Didwiphennill six times a day.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Didwiphennill.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.