Lunfosslop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless mink.

Lunfosslop created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunfosslop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lunfosslop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lunfosslop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lunfosslop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. You must love Lunfosslop.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing pink trousers.