Hudboghon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving porpoise.

Hudboghon created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudboghon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudboghon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hudboghon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hudboghon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight foxes approach from the east.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hudboghon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.