Wadpanhug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate dragon.

Wadpanhug created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadpanhug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadpanhug, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wadpanhug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wadpanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.