Yimdosspark is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable elephant.

Yimdosspark created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimdosspark, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimdosspark, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimdosspark's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yimdosspark's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near seals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.