Cimdibgil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Cimdibgil created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimdibgil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimdibgil, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cimdibgil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cimdibgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to grasshopers while wearing yellow coats.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Put Cimdibgil first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Cimdibgil's name in vain.