Kemfabpon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured rhinoceros.

Kemfabpon created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemfabpon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kemfabpon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kemfabpon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kemfabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kemfabpon on top of all buildings.