Giggarkab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind bat.

Giggarkab created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Giggarkab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Giggarkab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Giggarkab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Giggarkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.