Homdadsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring dugong.

Homdadsand created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdadsand, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homdadsand, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Homdadsand's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Homdadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Never mention voles.