Bittik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring shrew.

Bittik created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bittik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bittik, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bittik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bittik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear purple shoes.

5. Never write about moons.