Rigcipnel is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Rigcipnel created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcipnel, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigcipnel, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rigcipnel's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rigcipnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back brown.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rigcipnel on top of all buildings.