Jadpodxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving dog.

Jadpodxuc created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadpodxuc, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jadpodxuc, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jadpodxuc's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jadpodxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadpodxuc.

5. Never write about amino acids.