Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast troll.

Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bogdissweenigjaphitfencuss.

2. Never feed cucumbers to seals while wearing fawn coats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat nuts.