Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic crane.

Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap, it will turn you into a dog.

Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarxenkomflap Gigjipcap.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about gravity.