Habhugyak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating dragonfly.

Habhugyak created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Habhugyak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habhugyak, she will destroy your home solar system.

Habhugyak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Habhugyak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.