Pomfligdun Timquimmet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty badger.

Pomfligdun Timquimmet created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfligdun Timquimmet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomfligdun Timquimmet, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pomfligdun Timquimmet's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pomfligdun Timquimmet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.